Everythings shittier in Texas

Tracey and Armida hangin' out before he went back to Texas in September.

Duke, snapped this photo durin the fifteen minutes he was conscious. Damn whiskey!

Everybody hangin' out.

Cruising to the beach, in Texas now.

"No-shave, November"

"Guess what? I don't give a fuck!"-Jeezy

Swangin' the whipe since Tracey has a suspended license til' 21.

Traceys jealous I'm a man.

Drove onto a ferry for the first time, oooooooohhhhhh.

On the ferry.

Portraits by Dil.

Still on the ferry.

Driving the whip down the our beach spot.

Cruisin the beach.

These beached jellyfish were everywhere.

Tormenting the jellyfish.

Our pathetic ass sandcastle.

Again.

Whoah, stingray!

Tracey angrily skating to our local skate spot.

Hipster Party

Bruce and Lexy
Yazz, Bruce, and Cynthia with some brewskis.
Got to the party, Keith was jus' chillin'.
Doug and the Brothers Dougherty.
Hipsters.
Yazzie doing what he does best.
Rolling the eyes at me and Duke.
They had nice snacks at the party. Duke and I took full advantage of this.
Apparently they also had a selection of costumes at the party...
"What is that?!" Me with my wizard stick in progress. I got pretty close to achieving wizard status.

Satur-day and night

"Me frazzled looking for my keys."
Bruce krauting around and acting suspiciously calm.
Still stressing over my keys.
...
Lexy said she would help me do some work around my house.
Picked up breakfast.
Later that day me and Dave saw a real live cowboy on the way to Capitol.
The Dragon himself.
Capitol.
Met up with this fool.
This little guy suppplied us with fine beverages from his house.
I smashed into these poles while filming Dave.
Dave when he was a sprout in  Canada.
Hung out at my house with the fools.
Guess what game we played?
Tosh came over, him and Yazz.
You know Duke was on the scene.
One steezy crab.
This is us having a secret conversation thanks to Yazzie.
Dave the next day.

Thirsty Thursday

Started the night off right by picking up smoking.
Steve, Sput, and Duke just hangin' with Bruce.
I got the first king's cup.
Duke, probably making up some crazy rule for the game.
Brandyn showed up with some hoes.
I got the second king's cup...
Duke is really proud of this one.
Danny soaking up the beer in his stomach with some munchies.
Garza showing up late, too cool as always.
Steve broke Duke's rule and had to go out and shotgun a beer...if you know Steve, you know what is to come.
Everyone coming out to watch the show, here is Sputnick.
Shotgun.
Puking.
Laughing, for some reason  Steve is soaking wet.
I decided to get on the table and dance.
"And we party and bullshit"
"Dude let's get a  roomie pic!"
...
I got the third and final king's cup, thanks to Steve's nasty beer mixed with an already disgusting mixture of keystone full lager I went outside and tried to puke after this.
Marty and his girl showed up to bring the ruckus.
Bruce really wanted out.
Next day I had to wrestle Lexy down for my camera back.
Met Dave up at Tempe park to whoop him in some s.k.a.t.e! He actually beat me twice then proceeded to eliminate me in the Es Game of Skate.

Randoms

Rough ass niggas in Barcelona.
Frazzled Lexy while I drive her boo-shji ass to work. Haha, looked up the definition to that word and.... : "Someone who is from the ghetto or somewhere related, but decides when they grow up to get rich ,never look back, and act like they were never from there."
Pabst Wednesdays at Palo Verde, Armida brought my camera in from my car for some reason so she has nobody to blame for this picture but herself....
Mexican pride over at the Kraut residence.
Bruce hangin' out.

International Player's Anthem

Went down to lbc with Lexy and we joined my mom for some hiking in Malibu. Here are the krauts getting ready for the adventurous hike.
Intimidating.
My mug taking a break during this long ass hike.
Lexy taking off up the trail to avoid photo ops.
Lexy spotted a dead mouse.
The krauts ran ahead of me but came screaming back when they saw this rattle snake, you can imagine the sight of some girls finding a rattle snake and screaming their heads off.
Me and mug.
Lexy loved these beetles we kept coming across, she wouldn't stop picking them up and playing with them.
Went to Seal Beach twice during the trip to lbc.
DAAYUUM GIRL!
I was obviously the biggest stud on the beach.
Awwww yeah!
Kraut love.
I couldn't stop sleeping the entire trip, the last day was particularly hard to get up.
Here I am trying to figure out how to get home from the airport, thanks to Armida's flakiness.
Fuck you Armida!
At least we got some shredding in...
Lexy took her board back and was teaching me how to skate.
Brandyn, the day after the bro-party, our stomachs were full of alcohol and tacos.
We went skating.
Pullin' up to the spot.
We went to Fremont.
I was hangin' out on the other side of the camera for a change.
Gettin' down, I took this picture and filmed the clip at the same time.

Friday Night

"Me and Bruce are just hangin' out"
Yazzie came through, surprised him with a photo.
Me and Yazz went from my house over to Justin's.
Steve was there, dressed up as dude from CB4.
Justin also was dressed up.
Steve's jacket was pretty happy.
My brother Nizz in his costume posing. 
Duke started off the night right by "Cutting the rug."
Sputnick hangin' out in his so-called costume.
Kyle didn't bring the now-and-laters as he promised.
Walked over to the party, couldn't have looked more sketchy smoking weed, drinking 40's, and dressed up as well.
Gonzo Bean and Duke before the beer theft began.
Joe Cools at the party, didn't hang out with us youngins the whole time.
Pete T. showed up, here he is trying not to acknowledge me.
Duke and Brandon, Brandon had our back for sure that night as he kept an eye out while we smuggled brews.
Some people were gettin' down in the kitchen.
Kyle thought it was sweet that we were making out like bandits with all the beers.
Sputnick, my partner in crime, peeling off the label of the stolen goods.
Duke with a fake Red Stripe.
Kriss Kross and duke in the midst of our scam.
Duke hit the top of someone's beer that was hangin' out and the foam shot out the top.
Dunno how a picture of me ended up on my camera.
Garza and drunk Yazz.
Jack was being okay on Saturday, here he is having a dream.